when distant relatives try to kiss you
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
Context is important. Being an otherkin doesn’t make one a snowflake, being 10 kintypes at once and demanding everyone call you dogself does.
It’s the entitlement and the “I’m so special because I crawl on the ground and pretend I’m a turtle!” fuckery.